Tribute

Geeks of the world!
Hear my voice!
This is our way of life, and the Others' choice

We'll do our shopping on ebay
From PC World we shall get our gameplay
We shall socialise on facebook
On datingdirect we shall find a date
by hook or by crook

You dumbasses leave it to fate
We shall not!
Coz at the end of the day,
you shall rot
and stink of goo and snot

We'll order food from our couch
Coz we're stuck to our first love
An Alienware is our gift from Above
We are gamers and players
We are messiahs and sometimes slayers

We are omniscient in the Others' field
They are ignorant in ours, so we activate our shield
So as not to get infected!

We absolutely hate being classified as nerds
They are fish, and we are birds
They are skinny, we are athletic
We are beyond cool, they are paaaaa-the-tic!