Heed the teachings of Old
In order to be ready
When destiny unfolds
Watch carefully
The happenings of this century
Following its course
Driven by an unknown Force
A galaxy controlled by Darths
Enemy of the home and hearth
So control your midichlorians
And stray not from the Jedi path
For therein lies the Darth dens
Only then can you fairly cater
And justly police
The galaxy's Justice and Peace
May you never waver
The galaxy's Justice and Peace
May you never waver
Armed only with your heart
And a lightsaber
And a lightsaber
