Let's talk about humour, the ideal armor
For things perfect, and situations abject
Such a godlike spectrum, the fulcrum
Like the wife and your sexlife
Where sometimes the droll or anecdotal
Overlaps with the situational or farcical
As Kenny's continuous deaths
We love the morbid and the blue
Like we currently do with Seth
And the dry flavour shining through
But we do miss Franklin's wit
As many try to emulate a bit
We still have Kev for the hyperbolic
And Will for the sophomoric
Both Jimmys are the masters of the parodic
While the first is a touch better in ironic
Then we have Chris with the mordant
That got everyone a bit discordant
Let's not forget about highbrow
Where we find Parker at its prow
And a last mention for good ol' slapstick
Where fake acting gives us a LOL kick
May you find the variety you need
From the shit I just made you read
Kenny = Character who dies constantly in South Park
Seth = Seth McFarlane
Franklin = Benjamin Franklin
Kev = Kevin Hart
Will = Will Ferrell
2 Jimmys = Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon
Chris = Chris Rock
Parker = Dorothy Parker