Hysteria

Let's talk about humour, the ideal armor
For things perfect, and situations abject

Such a godlike spectrum, the fulcrum
Like the wife and your sexlife

Where sometimes the droll or anecdotal
Overlaps with the situational or farcical

As Kenny's continuous deaths
We love the morbid and the blue

Like we currently do with Seth
And the dry flavour shining through

But we do miss Franklin's wit
As many try to emulate a bit

We still have Kev for the hyperbolic
And Will for the sophomoric

Both Jimmys are the masters of the parodic
While the first is a touch better in ironic

Then we have Chris with the mordant
That got everyone a bit discordant

Let's not forget about highbrow
Where we find Parker at its prow

And a last mention for good ol' slapstick
Where fake acting gives us a LOL kick

May you find the variety you need
From the shit I just made you read



Kenny = Character who dies constantly in South Park
Seth = Seth McFarlane
Franklin = Benjamin Franklin
Kev = Kevin Hart
Will = Will Ferrell
2 Jimmys = Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon
Chris = Chris Rock
Parker = Dorothy Parker