Let's talk about humour, the ideal armor

For things perfect, and situations abject

Such a godlike spectrum, the fulcrum

Like the wife and your sexlife

Where sometimes the droll or anecdotal

Overlaps with the situational or farcical

As Kenny's continuous deaths

We love the morbid and the blue

Like we currently do with Seth

And the dry flavour shining through

But we do miss Franklin's wit

As many try to emulate a bit

We still have Kev for the hyperbolic

And Will for the sophomoric

Both Jimmys are the masters of the parodic

While the first is a touch better in ironic

Then we have Chris with the mordant

That got everyone a bit discordant

Let's not forget about highbrow

Where we find Parker at its prow

And a last mention for good ol' slapstick

Where fake acting gives us a LOL kick

May you find the variety you need

From the shit I just made you read

Numbers are Life's embers
Sometimes complex, irrational

The next, simple and real
Just plain ol' integers

Root of all physics
Building blocks of the matrix

Composing parallel rhythms
A symphony of logarithms

Xs, Ys and Zs
So many hybrid theories

Of functions and dimensions
Subject to transformations

Spawning Pi and Phi
Unending digits without limits

A new logic to apply,
To the binaries hiding in bits

Numbers are my embers
The reason my soul blazes

There are no hidden meanings
To these useless musings

There is nothing to understand
From the faceless words being penned

Zilch
Filch

Yet you keep on reading
And the Wordsmith keeps on stringing

Rhyme after rhyme
This verbal ladder you climb

Urging you to find
This mime's cranial slime

And you seek to comprehend
The source of this scend

Not grasping that this is pointless
Endless...

My mind wanders
And a smile lingers

As I foster
A thought of her

A memory of the last meeting
Where she was just breathtaking

The clock ticks faster
Whenever I'm around her

I enjoy living
For she's within

Like sunshine,
She makes everything look just fine

She's divinity,
My only shot at humanity

Is this a cold or a flu?
Never knew the difference, it's true
Same chesty cough and the migrain
The leaky nose and the blinding pain

I need a remedy, quick and easy
Coz I am getting dizzy
And this looks like a degenerating problem
There's a medical cocktail bombarding my system
From pain relievers to antibiotics
I still think I can manage without the medics

Just when I thought I was getting better
I see looming signs of an incoming fever
Time for me to get the chills
So back on the bed, under the quilt,
In order to protect this body from the wilt

Another new symptom, the constricted throat
I don't feel I'll be able to stay afloat
And along comes the throwing up
Good thing it's not me with the mop

Tell me please
What is this disease?
Have a peek, in an artery or a vein
In my thorax, my limbs and my brain
And get rid of the pain

Yours are those eyes
Cheeky yet wise

Through them, I saw your soul
That part of you, which makes me whole

Your little rabbit nose
And those rosy lips of yours

Get my senses in a swirl
And my confused thoughts in a whirl

Hey you! I'm pulling through
But I know it'd be a lot easier with you

So tell me, to-be better-half,
Would you care to share my path?

Merchant of bliss and freedom
The self-established axiom

Ruthless, she rules
Over those fools

Bewitched and entranced by her whoredom
She's something you cannot fathom

She is the need
The one for whom you'd bleed

She's carrion, damnation
She's Addiction

The 7 deadly sins exist no longer
Defeated by one of their kin
6 of them were no longer seen
The message left by their reaper:

Pride's death was humiliating
Stripped of his arrogance, he went in hiding
It was almost too funny as his downfall was swift
And in a pool of his own blood, he floated adrift

Consumed by her desire for carnal love
That never-ending thirst of hers was her demise
With her pleasure moans and enticing cries
In the netherworld Lust found her alcove

His mouth full, Gluttony waddled around
Until his lecherous eyes suddenly popped out
Choking he thrashed and went to ground
Drooling for more, he fell prey to the hound

Sloth was dreadfully sleazy
Dispatching him to Hell was easy
Torn asunder in his lethargy so deep
He fell in that one never-ending sleep

Rage etched in his face
He fought, though futile, against my menace
And his severed head rolled down the path
So happened the murder of Wrath

Envy was family, my sister
We were kin and practically similar
But deeper ran rivalry and this is a fact
Dictated by my instincts, I ended her part in my act

Lording over many an aeon
Power and might are what I feed on
Synonymous to Avarice and Mammon,
I bear the name Greed
And killing is my creed

You can be the love of a punk

You, my little skunk

You're synonymous to my subutex

The haze at the apex

The ecstasy during sex

You've been my valium

That substitute of the pauper's rum

I'll keep on consuming you

Till your senses are so blurred

That your words get slurred

You're the neighbour's poppy seed

The bitch of no breed

Morphing you to cocaine and heroin

You'll satisfy my cravin'

I am what morphine is to pain

The endorphine injected in your brain

These hands, white with opium

The song of death, I hum

I am the merchant of pleasure

And you'll need me forever

For I possess all that you treasure

Geeks of the world!

Hear my voice!

This is our way of life, and the Others' choice

We'll do our shopping on ebay

From PC World we shall get our gameplay

We shall socialise on facebook

On datingdirect we shall find a date

by hook or by crook

You dumbasses leave it to fate

We shall not!

Coz at the end of the day,

you shall rot

and stink of goo and snot

We'll order food from our couch

Coz we're stuck to our first love

An Alienware is our gift from Above

We are gamers and players

We are messiahs and sometimes slayers

We are omniscient in the Others' field

They are ignorant in ours, so we activate our shield

So as not to get infected!

We absolutely hate being classified as nerds

They are fish, and we are birds

They are skinny, we are athletic

We are beyond cool, they are paaaaa-the-tic!